We all received programmes from the first time this show was performed in 2002 which must have been cluttering up his flat for some time, adding tension and peril to the Me1 vs Me2 snooker podcast.
Anyway, I came across this gem of a poem by Stewart Lee, and thought I should share it with you before it gets lost for all time.
(One of the other penis-based poems in the programme is called "Mr Spock" and was written by the actor Kevin Eldon. It simply says:
Do you have a cock?"